NO-ONE GETS PARDONED FOR LIVING. I HOPE WE ARE NOT GOING TO HAVE ANY OF THIS "FOUL FIEND" BUSINESS.

THE NUMBER ONE Political word of the 2008 election:

“Change”

 

All you ever hear them talk about is change.

FUCK THE CHANGE!

 

Change this.

Change that.
What the hell are they trying to ‘change’?

I can’t hear their ideas through the word “change”.

What the hell are they talking about?!

 

No, no. I don’t want you to tell me what all your lovely liars are spouting. I managed to decode them on my own time during the debate in my state.

The fact is they are spouting bullshit.

The president has very little power and makes a very ugly figurehead. (and uglier if you nominate Hillaryious or Obamaanable….who quite frankly are the only two runners I ever hear of…and they’re both democrats. Republicans seem to have drowned into obscurity.)

 

Nothing they say will be put into place because things are in their way….namely themselves.

 

Healthcare: FUCK HEALTHCARE. Stop eating all the shit that you are eating, exercise and TRY to avoid the scientifically created food that has very little nutrition.

 

The war in Iraq and rest of the Middle East: FUCK THEM TOO!!!....(NOT our soldiers…I think they have people waiting at home to do that, and by that I mean the fact that they probably have loved ones that want them back and not the government about to screw them over…which it probably will…again).

Possible solution: Kill them all (the ‘terrorist nations’) and leave. No more threat or potential threat. Maybe that will shut the other half up. Sure it will upset the hell out of the pacifists…oh well. We can’t make everyone happy.

 

Gas and Energy resources: The only thing most of the liars seem to agree on is that they need to find an alternative.

I won’t argue with that. However I would like to express one sentiment about that: Find something already damn it though. You keep promising an alternative resource…WHERE THE HELL IS IT? Find it and I shall be in awe at even one promise kept.

 

Global warming: once again couldn’t figure it out through all the Al Gore worship…

However….I doubt global warming when I look at the recent temperatures this winter….much colder that last year I must say. The driveway is an ice rink.

 

 

….and somehow that seems to be all I could pick out of their nonsense on the 00th.

 Thank you for reading my extremely crude rant. I apologize if I have insulted your candidate (I’d have done more if I could remember who they are but they all seemed to blend together….except for the republican which looked like Bossk from Star Wars…only with out the green scales and growling and space suit…and I still don’t know his name.) I DO NOT want another damnable debate in my reply thread.

I.e. don’t try to sway my opinion one way or another. I shall decide when the time comes and damn the rest. And any debates you want to make with another can be made on your thread or theirs. Keep the hell off of mine unless I count you on my friend list or you are fed up with this ‘change’ shit too.

 

Thank you very much.